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The complete text:

MY NAChRE BOOC

P. 1:

YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P.2:

NAChRE HAS CHRES

CHRES IS WAR ANUMOOLS LIV

P. 3:

THAT'S WIE YOU HAF TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 4:

SOO BEE GOOD WITH NAChRE SOO PLEES BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 5:

NAChRE IS PORT UV NAChRE MEENS THAT YOU HAF TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 6:

NAChRE IS OL A BAWT HOOSIS UV ANUMLS SOO PLEES BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P.7:

NACHRE IS ABOUT GROI THIS AND THATS WI I RILE WONT YOU TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 8: PLEES BE GOOD WITH NAChRE SOO BE GOOG WITH NAChRE

P. 9:

NAChRE IS WUT WE STEP ON NAChRE SOO B GOOD WITH NACRE

P. 10:

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P. 11:

RILEY WUS FAREE GOOD WITH NAChRE DIE HOLDI A GRAS HOPR

LILY WUS FAREE NIS PI MOOFI NAChRE TO SUMWAR SAFE IS INT THAT OSUM

P. 12:

HASEL WUSINT HUTIN NAChRE ATOL GO HSEL GO

p. 13:

HAEV YOU BEN GOOD WITH NAChRE LETS SEE

NAChR IS OSUM THTS WIE I RILEE WONT YOU TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 14:

DOOT YOU THINGC THAT NAChRE IS OSUM

DOOT YOU DOOT YOU

DOOT YOU THING NAChRE IS OSUM

NAChRE DUSINT CUM FRUM A STOOR

NAChRE NAChRE NAChRE

P. 15:

NAChRE IS GOOD YOU RILEE HAF TO B GOOD WITH NAChRE

DOOT YOU THINGC THAT NAChRE IS OSUM

DOOT YOU DOOT YOU DOOT THINGC TAT HAChRE IS OSUM

P. 16:

DOOT YOU PLEES BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

SOO SOO SOO

DOO YOU LIKE NACRE?

THIS IS RINET YOU RILEE HAC TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

P. 17:

NAChRE NAChRE NAChRE THATS WI YOU NED TO LIV YOU NEED TO BE GD WITH NAChRE NAChRE NAChRE NAChRE IS OSUM

P. 18:

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P. 19:

FEREE TEL THIS TO OL YOR FENS

PLEES DO IF YOU DO I AM FIREE HAPPY

IF YOU DOT WEL I AM NOT MAD

BUT I STIL WONT TELUM THAT

P. 20:

THAC YOU FOR LISNING TO WUT IV SE

BU I STIL WONT YOU TO BE GOOD WITH NAChRE

THAC YOU THAC YOU THAC YOU THAC YOU

I HOOP YOU LISIN TO ME SUMOOR

I DOOT NUNDE IF YOU DOO

BUT PLEES CUM BAC AGEN

P. 21:

GOOD JOB OSUM JOB

COOL PLES PLES CUM BAC UGEN ITS FARE NINOS TAT YOU CAM TO FIIT

BIBIE GOOD GOOD GOOD JOB

TAC YOU FR CUMING TO RED WITH ME