Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving Day

Less talk. More ROCK!

Q Watches Rugby:



Thanksgiving noontime copetin, including turkey liver chunks:



T helps to prepare the turkey:



The turkey goes into the oven:



Finished turkey:



Thanksgiving table:



Q eats a turkey leg:



T does the same:



Leftovers:



Bathtub hair:



More bathtub hair:



OK, that was a lot of Rock. Now for some talk.

We watched some of the Westminster dog show, up through the terrier group. When the bull terrier didn't win, Janneke threw the plate of copetin at the television. Luckily, she missed. She then stood up and unleashed a stream of profanity that had me bouncing back and forth between kids, trying to cover their ears. When I finally tried to take hold of her to calm her down, she pulled a switchblade on me. And she was wearing PAJAMAS.

Watched the Packers, going outside for sessions of football in the unbelievably warm (sixty degrees or more) weather during halftime and when the score started to get out of hand. Q at one point pulled up his throwing motion as I ran a crossing pattern, some fifteen yards in front of him, knowing that I was about to pass behind the tree that stood some ten feet in front of him; and then he fired it past the tree on the other side. He couldn't see me when he threw - but he knew where I would soon be, and it hit me right in stride. It was an amazing, awesome throw. Hey, I know, believe me: It's soooo unlikely that he'll ever actually be ON the Packers. I'm just saying.

The turkey, the from-scratch gravy, the from-scratch cranberry sauce, and the from-scratch stuffing were all delicious. As were the Caretaker Farm brussel sprouts. Great, great stuff. Though Hobie didn't think so: he yakked up both the morning and the evening bowls of turkey bits and leftovers. Sensitive stomach.

We went 'round the table as we clinked glasses and said what we were thankful for. Q started, and said "My friends." (In English, for some reason.) T went next, and said "Friends and family." Q then quickly wanted to revise his: "Food, friends, and family." Then Janneke went: "La familia." Mine was the same as hers. Clink-clink-clink.

Tough to beat, folks. Doesn't get much better.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Dead Birds

The preparations for Thanksgiving are underway! We've continued our tradition of dressing the kids in identical clothing on the day before Thanksgiving. Luckily for Q, this was the "boy clothes" year. Here are a couple of pictures of their outfits - check out their obvious love for the turkey:





I also like the one where they're sitting on Mongo. The turkey we're going to cook (yes, I did say "we") is a fourteen-pounder - I picked it up at Green River Farms this afternoon. It was very exciting. One of these years I want to try one of those "heritage turkeys", where they aren't the white, breast-heavy, helpless animals the modern meat factories prefer, but rather the more self-reliant and healthy breeds of farm turkeys from back in the olden days. 'Course, those tend to cost $200, so it won't be until after the bank heist. (Keep that under your hat, by the way.) As with most of these modern-bred, factory-farm turkeys, this one was born with both its neck and a plastic bag of giblets tucked inside its chest cavity. Naturally we had to extract these in order to make the broth tonight for use in the gravy tomorrow:



Here's before the broth set to cookin':



And here's after:



Following supper, the kids settled in to do some drawing. (They sometimes choose that over storytime.) T has a particular posture she likes when drawing on the coffee table:



On your mark...Get set...Draw!

Off to bed to rest up for the big day. Long dog walk with T, turkey primpin' and preppin' and brushin'...And then of course there's the cooking. Hours and hours of fervent, sweaty, ecstatic prayer (Packers versus Lions, after all), then hopefully some actual football with the wee ones...Frankly, I'm concerned. It's a lot. We might not get through it all. I'll keep you posted.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Traditions Live On

We have a lot of traditions around Thanksgiving time at the Johnstadt home. The first: Flamboyant Mardi Gras masks.



We do that every single year that Janneke goes to New Orleans within a week of the holiday. And this next one happens pretty much always, year in and year out - watching the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special:



Hot cocoa, a raging fire, and two-dimensional characters. Sounds like the German romance novel set in the Wild West that Janneke and I once read to each other on a long car trip. Reading the part of the well-endowed young ranch hand in German with a thick cowboy accent is an experience I'll never forget...You kind of had to be there.

Tie was just in her room singing "Over the Rainbow" to herself as she tried to fall asleep. It was torture trying not to go in there and squeeze her - her little falsetto voice wafting out is like nerve gas for one's steely parental exterior. It just crumples to the floor instantly.

Half a day of teaching tomomrrow, and then it's vacation time! Picking up the turkey and watchin' some football Thursday. Go Pack!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

The Cat's Away

And the mice are playin', as mice are wont to do. 'Course, they're also driving each other crazy and beginning to chew each other's tails off, as mice are also wont to do.

Janneke's in New Orleans at a conference, so as of Thursday afternoon, it's just been us mice. I picked them up early and took them both in to T' tumbling lesson, at which Q was free to go bounce his soccer ball in the adjacent gym. Though he wound up mostly watching T do her thing. Home again, supper of leftovers, and to bed. One down, two to go.

Friday I woke up to find T snoozing next to me in bed. Strange ocurrence, that - she just about never does anything like that. I had to chuckle - she's definitely got moxie. None of this asking permission stuff. In I hop. If she did such things all the time, I'd probably find them a lot less cute. But every so often is a nice change of pace.

Up and to breakfast, and then Q out the door, lunch packed, for his 8:15 bus. And T off to daycare. Morning done.

Errands, chores, and projects all day. And then to pick up the wee ones.

Wound up with Owen in the house for pizza and movie night, as his mom had needed to stay with her horse until the vet came. Watched "The Secret of NIMH", which had the kids laser-beam focused throughout. Pizza from the Cozy Corner, which is quite good, and into the bath tub when Owen went home. I vacuumed while they splashed in the water, and then stories and to bed. Where T insisted on being allowed to read, as she was not sleepy, and before I knew it, she had been doing it for over an hour. So she didn't get to sleep until near 10:00. Not letting that happen again. Two down, one to go.

Caretaker Farm in the morning. (I always hope to see Don and Bridget, the farmers, but if I don't, I feel bad about going to knock on the door and bother them. I figure if they don't come out, they probably prefer to be left alone. So I didn't see them. By the way, if you're interested in knowing what Don looks like, go look up Tony Romo. They're the same person.) Got some collared greens, brussel sprouts, potatoes, and carrots. Then off to Green River Farms to order our Thanksgiving turkey, and to buy some chicken and milk. Home for lunch. Q had a mid-afternoon social engagement, about which I had forgotten, which made for a lot of tears when I had to go back on the OK I had given to going ice skating this afternoon. Especially because tomorrow we won't be able to, what with a birthday party and riding lessons. But Q left pretty happily for his engagement today, leaving me and T to take a walk in the woods up at the Mountain Meadow preserve. Hobie went along. Big fun in the chill - T' nose turns instantly red when the temperature drops. I mean, within two minutes of walking out the door. It's a very sensitive thermometer.

Supper: Chicken breast, sauteed in olive oil and some chopped-up peppers I found in the fridge, with pasta and broccoli. Once the pasta had cooked, I tossed it in the pan with the leftover oil and grease from the chicken and peppers and let it toast and become golden a bit in the pan before stirring it back into the pot where it had cooked with butter and cheese, and then served it. And I have to admit, it was a big, big hit. In fact, I think I should have used more peppers.

Post-supper: Talk about animals, Q's favorite pastime, followed by Twister. And it can be pretty intimidating, let me tell you:





That liquid on T' shirt? That's right: Blood. And you know what? It's not hers. No, no, Mami, reading this in an airport somewhere: it's juice. And yes, it's been there all day. So no, it's not coming out. Anyway, we finished Twister with no major injries. Although they were so revved up afterwards when I was trying to get them to clean up a bit, that they started screeching and chasing each other around the house, ignoring, in a playful but absolutely maddening way, my increasingly insistent demands that they stop. Which got too loud, which brought some tears, which brought some apologies, from both sides. I think we're OK now. Kids are in bed, having read, and T is asleep not twenty minutes after crying because I refused to let her stay up and read.

Three down. If both I and the other two mice can make it to 3:00 or 4:00 alive tomorrow, we will have accomplished a very great feat indeed. Because we've still got a birthday party and riding lessons to go.

Monday, November 12, 2007

For Ronadh's Eyes Only

T thinks Ronadh is just the bee's knees, so when this evening a hurried Ronadh couldn't hear or make out Tess' pleas that she look at T's headband, made in preparation for Turkey Day, our little Wencie was heartbroken. But I consoled her by telling her we could get Ronadh to look at the headband on the Internet tonight. And so, Ronadh, here she is, in all her glory: Pocahon-T.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Sunday Before Veterans Day: It's The New Saturday!

Oh, the fun we had today. Ronadh, Mark, and Owen over for brunch around 10:00, followed by a trip to Owen's for Q and some leaf-rakin' and leaf-pile-jumpin' for T. Then, a run up to Q's riding lesson, followed almost immediately by a run back home when it was learned that the riding lesson was canceled. T and Mami, meanwhile, walked to a local park and slid on exceedingly unsafe (read: "fun") playground equipment, circa 1975. And then all reported back to the ranch, where we perched atop Mongo like a flock of grackles and did a whole lot of football-watchin'.

Here's some pictures:



Q the Smug, Earl of Berkshire, luxuriates in a local inn beneath the caresses of a Gypsy admirer.



Q learns that resistance is futile.



T does the sidestroke through a sea of freshly raked leaves.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Birthdays in Oz

Friday, of course, was Janneke's birthday. And we both forgot about it Friday morning. We'll celebrate wildly sometime soon, but we've both been pretty busy lately. So the festivities were limited.

...to a night of pizza at Moulton's, followed by four great seats for Drury High School's production of "The Wizard of Oz"! Q had gone to the audition to be a munchkin in the production, but had nearly died of stage fright, and so didn't become one - although he did say that when they put it on, he wanted to see it. So Janneke bought the tickets that afternoon and at 7:00, the curtain rose on the dusty plains of Kansas.

I have to say, it was a bittersweet experience for me. I mean, the actors were great, the crowd was big and appreciative - it was a very nice production. But I had just seen the last-period "teaser" that the students at Lenox had put on for that same evening's production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream", and the comparison between the two places is enough to bring out the socialist in most people. Lenox has the Duffin Theater, paid for, I assume, by the Duffin family of Lenox, and it's such a professional-grade stage that the Barrington Stage Company used it for its professional productions this past summer while their own stage was being refurbished. The lights, the sets, the costumes, the sound - They're top-notch. I mean, they bring in a pro from Shakespeare & Company in Lenox. These kids (at Lenox) are coached as well as a high school actor can possibly be coached. They spare no expense, and the result is mind-blowing.

Drury, which is in North Adams, Berkshire County's second-largest, and certainly toughest, town, had an absolutely terrible lighting set-up. The auditorium, while much nicer than the one at the high school I went to (you see, there was none), was odd and not especially versatile...The costumes and sets were almost all rented from some musical-in-a-box company, and looked about as dumpy and bla as you would expect from such a thing. My eyes narrowed and my mouth pursed and my fists went tight. It was like when Che sees all the poor people go black and white and stare at him and the angry guitar music comes in in "The Motorcycle Diaries". I found myself mad as a wet hen that two public schools less than thirty miles apart could be so differently supported.

And yet the Drury kids absolutely made magic happen. The kids laughed it up throughout - Tie burst into tears when it ended. And when we all filed out, the cast stood along the entryway, beaming, high-fiving, whooping and cheering, bouncing up and down, shouting thanks back over all the shoulted congratulations of family and friends, pressing close. The Lion and the Scarecrow were just fantastic, and one of the least convincing, but dead-on, never-miss-a-line, never-miss-a-spot, hyper-enthusiastic actors, who had never acted in anything before last night, a big, rangy jock-type, was just about shrieking his joy to the world. He's probably still smiling. T insisted on giving Dorothy a hug, which absolutely made that young actress' night, and all four of us drove home with enormous grins on our faces. Hooray for Drury High! You made Janneke's birthday unforgettable.

Today, we woke up to whole wheat pancakes and some house cleaning before dividing and conquering. Janneke and T to the mall, and Q and I to the Amherst-Williams game. We spent probably two thirds of it on the field hockey field, which is artificial turf on a rubberized surface, throwing the football to each other in pass patterns. A fifth or sixth grade kid whom Q knows from school came over to marvel at his arm at one point. "You got GOOD!", he hollered. And, boy, I have to say, he's more accurate much of the time than I am. He really does have a hell of an arm.

And the game, though not close, was enjoyable. "ESPN College Gameday" broadcast their show from here, and Q and I watched them from behind for a while. It was weird to hear everybody shriek and shout whenever the jumbotron they'd erected showed that they were currently on TV, and then suddenly, completely quiet down as soon as the monitor went to commercial. It's like there was a conductor up there, calling for absolute silence. Huge crowd, lots of cigars, plenty of alcohol but not a single act of rowdiness that I saw. And the traditional homecoming march of the victorious team up the street to the St Pierre's barber shop, where Q gets his hair cut, was also fun to see. Victorious, singing football players holding their helmets high and marching in to have their heads shaved in ridiculous ways. Must be fun.

Back home to rake leaves. Q took advantage of the leaf-free grass to take out the cones and practice dribbling through them at a dead run, and I was jaw-droppingly amazed at how much better at that he's gotten. He also tried juggling for a good 20 minutes while I raked. This kid is such a sport-o.

He talked me into taking a break to fire shots at him as he played goalie until it was too dark to see, and then Mami and T came home from the mall, and we all sat down to supper. Toward the end of which, Tie put down her spoon and said, loudly and very clearly, "Rat shit!"

Janneke and I turned toward her and stared, not quite comprehending. Then she said, "Mami, hay un robot en 'Robots' que se llama Ratchet." Which I spell here as it's spelled in regular English, although she was still very clearly saying "Rat-shit". It was a relief, but I have to say, also somewhat disappointing. I kind of liked that little shot of potty-mouth T we thought we had been witness to. I thought, for that moment, "Well, my daughter cusses like a sailor. So be it, I guess."

(By the way, I can tell you from experience that while sailors do cuss quite well and fiercely, they save their truly skin-peelinig outbursts for after they've been discharged from the navy and have moved back to Wisconsin to marry and raise a family and have come home to the farm from their jobs as power lineman to fix a fence or a tractor and strike their hand accidentally against something sharp or hard. Generally at those moments, there's from one to four of their children standing about. One or more of them are usually named Joe.)

Monday, November 5, 2007

Music for Mongo

The soundtrack of the Johnstadt crib continually evolves. Here's one Q brought home the other day like a rain-soaked, scrawny puppy, and presented to us mid-supper, performed with a syllabe-dragging, syncopated cadence that suddenly made my little eight-year-old sound like a gangsta:

"Snap, ya fingahz in Z-for-ma-tion,
"Smack, ya butt-cheeks, and sing ta-tha-na-tion!"

And of course, it's pretty much been stuck in all our heads since. Lately the hook from "Penny on a Train Track" (hear it for free here) has also been echoing around our marble halls, as Q has learned to play it on the piano. We have GOT to get around to buying a piano while the iron is hot, by the way. That boy was born to boogie-woogie. To quote my brother Jim's theme music, "It in 'im, and it got to get out." (Long Distance Boogie, ZZ Top.) But much of the disposable income of recent days has been spent on this baby:



We call him "Mongo". He is the largest sofa in captivity. Mongo is not to be trifled with; he is not an ordinary sofa. One makes assumptions about Mongo that one shouldn't. For instance, you might want to slide a bare foot underneath the dust ruffle around his midpoint so you can adjust his pillows, assuming, of course, as a normal human would, that any and all stout wooden couch legs will only be at the corners. You'd be wrong. He's got a fifth and a sixth leg in the center to support his mighty bulk. So your bare toes would crumple against said post, and you would let a single tear roll down your bearded cheek. And Mongo? He would laugh. Silently, but you'd feel it in your soul.

It's tough to fully appreciate Mongo's mass, so I asked T to climb aboard to provide some sense of scale:



Hey, I told you. Mongo means business. I'm not sure what Mongo's theme music should be. Maybe "Night on Bald Mountain".

More pics of T, just because I can, and because it so happens that since the last time I unloaded the camera, Q has managed to avoid capture:



Here, T practices writing. She's very good at O, H, and T. She calls them "numbers" rather than letters. She likes the game where you trace a "number" on her back, and she has to tell you which one it is. Of course, your options are limited, but she pretty much always gets them right. I feel like we're programming her nervous system in ways whose effects we won't know for years, until one day she starts reciting prime numbers and doesn't stop for a week, or hears a record of Chinese folk music and is suddenly fluent. Or grabs a weed-whacker and goes on a rampage. Who knows, it'll be a fun moment to wait for.

Here's T post-shower:



And here's T mocking her father with a handful of diced squash:



Mocking me, because she knows that I do not like squash soup. Which is what T was helping Janneke to make.

Not sure what T' theme music should be. I'm leaning toward "Femme Fatale" by the Velvet Underground, but mostly just because I've been singing that to her as a lullaby lately. Or perhaps "Penny on a Train Track", as that always gets her dancing.

I'll keep you posted.



By the way, I had nothing to do with that last picture. Mongo interposed himself in the blog there, by the sheer power of his will.

Gotta go - for some reason I'm overcome by a burning need to go and kneel before Mongo. I kind of just want to do his bidding. I suddenly feel like that would make me happy.

All hail Mongo!